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 |  Subject: The Aristocrats  Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:47 am | |
| Aristocrats Joke *You are forewarned the following contains vulgar absurdity. Reader discretion is advised. If you read this, it is because you want to.*Mother: Cookie Father: Brutal Son: Nemisous Daughter: Windy Dog: Ein Talent Scout: Andrew - Spoiler:
This is the story. A family parked their van, got out, and entered a talent agency. They were met by the agent named Andrew who asked about their act, to which the father then replied. "We use our stage names, mine is Brutal, my wife's is Cookie, my son's is Nemisous, our daughter Windy, and last is our dog Ein. Rather than tell you our act we will perform it for you." Brutal walked over to to Nemisous and ripped off his clothes, then Nemisous reared back and head butted Brutal while Cookie punched Windy in the gut. Windy tore off her own clothes and began slathering peanut butter on her vagina which prompted Ein to lick it it off. To which Nemisous began fucking Ein in the ass as Brutal ripped off his own clothes, put on brass knuckles, and kicked Cookie's leg out from under her, shattering her knee as she fell to the ground, and he made her suck his dick. So Windy is getting her pussy licked by Ein who is getting fucked by Nemisous while Cookie Blows Brutal until he cums. While his load is in Cookie's mouth he punches her right in her nose, breaking it and blood started pouring down her face and onto her clothes which mixed with the cum sputtering from her mouth. Ein proceeded to bite Windy's clit off and shitting on Nemisous' dick which prompted brutal to kick even more shit out of Ein and broke some of his ribs. This sent Ein into a frenzy so he jumped up and bite off Cookie's ear, but threw it back up all over Windy's face as she lay there gurgling in Ein's vomit, causing her to vomit herself. She blew chunks all over Nemisous' dick so he grabbed Cookie's hair, ripping a handfull out to wipe off his dick, which he then proceeded to shove down Brutal's throat while Ein stopped throwing up and went into a seizure. So Windy grabbed Ein by his front legs and threw him around, slapping Cookie in her face then proceeded to rip off Cookie's clothes and began fingering her ass while vomit ran down her body and pooled all around Cookie's pussy with Ein laying convulsing on her stomach, whose cock she began sucking off.
So Nemisous is shoving his cock down Brutal's throat, Brutal began to piss all over Windy, Ein, and Cookie, who are laying together while Windy finger's Cookie's asshole and Cookie sucks Ein's dick while he lay in a seizure. Nemisous pisses in Brutal's mouth causing him to vomit all over Nemisous' cock, and then takes his brass knuckled fist and hits Nemisous' face with such force that his lower lip is pierced with teeth and his neck is slapped. Brutal then decides to take a knife from his clothes laying on the floor and carve a pentagram into Nemisous' chest, cut off his head, and lay his head on top of the pentagram setting the head on fire to call the spirits of the dead to join them. Brutal takes all of the blood he can hold in his hand and begins jerking himself off to Windy, Ein, and Cookie as Cookie takes the knife from Brutal and begins jabbing Ein repeatedly in the sides, throwing his corpse onto the enflamed Nemisous. They all roll around in blood as Cookie cuts off Windy's nipples and stuffs them in her ass. Windy begins crying and Brutal slams her head against the floor repeatedly before her flips her on her stomach and begins to fuck her in her ass. Cookie moves under Windy who begins to eat out her pussy, but not before throwing up again.
So Nemisous is decapitated and set on fire with his head on his chest with a pentagram carved in as Ein also lay there, blood pouring from both bodies as Brutal fucks Windy in the ass and Windy eats her vomit off of Cookie's pussy, before eating her pussy itself. The Ghost of Nemisous arises and begins to make out with Cookie while Ein's ghost eats out Brutal's ass. Cookie is repeatedly punching Windy's skull while Windy bites down on Cookie's thighs and Brutal shits all over ein, and cums then pisses inside of Windy. Windy gets up and stands over Cookie and shits out all of the piss, come, and shits over Cookie's eager body, herself pissing as Brutal takes Ghost ein and tears open his jaw, to which ghost Ein responds by standing on his hind legs and fucks Brutal in his asshole that was made loose from being eaten out. Windy lays on top of Cookie and begins eating her own shit, piss, and Brutal's piss and cum, and the mixture of Nemisous' and Ein's blood off of her. Then Ghost Nemisous slathers Brutal's dick in blood before he begins sucking off Brutal while Brutal takes the knife and stabs Windy in the back of the neck. Windy falls limp onto the piss, shit, cum, and blood covered Cookie who crawls along the ground over to Brutal and begins to repeatedly punch him in the balls until he kicks the living shit out of her.
So Ghost Nemisous is sucking Brutal's bloodied dick while Ghost dog Ein fucks him in the ass while Brutal kicks Cookie enough times in the pussy to make her shit all over the floor and on his foot which was now shoved inside her pussy. Windy's body lie lifeless in a pool of shit, piss, cum, vomit, and blood. Brutal tears open Cookie's pussy by ripping his foot out, and then proceeded to stomp on her chest until his foot went clear through, stomping her heart and killing her. Brutal then proceeded to lick eat the shit, piss, vomit, cum, and blood that was all over Cookie's body before he slammed the Ghosts aside, took the lifeless bodies of Windy and Cookie, and made them make out with each other, then taking the knife out of Windy's kneck and began fucking that hole while fisting Cookie's open chest Cavity. Now this goes on for 10 more minutes while Ghost Nemisous fists Windy's pussy and Ghost dog Ein starts eating Cookie's asshole violently tearing her fless apart. Brutal then tossed Windy and Cookie's corpses onto Nemisous and Ein's, stood up, and took a bow before the Agent.
The talent agent Andrew asked Brutal, "What the fuck was that?" To which Brutal replies, "The Anivide Aristocrats.
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